I joined Twitter three years ago, relatively late, meaning I joined Twitter after all of my favorite people but before all of my favorite companies. In the first few months I probably made a few jokes about “twatting” and I probably made some not-in-any-way-shape-or-form-humorous jokes using hashtags. After some time had passed I started seeing Twitter hold-outs cave and make their own profiles and I watched them make the same jokes I had. I realized that everybody’s first instinct with new technology is to make the same joke that everybody else made when they got a hold of it. You can spend a lot of time wincing if you read new Twitter accounts.
What I’m saying is stick with me for the first few weeks and also have you seen this .gif from Parks and Rec